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December 2011
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask! ...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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This is a blog.: campbellkirn: Today at work, I... →
across-the-unversed: campbellkirn: Today at work, I had to ID some guy, and his license was expired so I couldn’t sell him the beer he wanted. He was very angry. This has been a post. One time this 50 year old man in Publix wanted to get some beer, but he didn’t have an ID, cause he was like homeless or… I called my manager. He sided with me. We’ve had federal agents coming...
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Today at work, I had to ID some guy, and his license was expired so I couldn’t sell him the beer he wanted. He was very angry. This has been a post.
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rremixx: why is it called a training bra what are you training for the bra olympics the boob championships
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must sleep so tired and you should still tell me who you are, anon
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Remember when I used to sleep at 1:00 in the morning? Then I met Tumblr.
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Anonymous asked: You would never knew who I was. I was just trying to compliment you.
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Anonymous asked: I just wanted to say I found you attractive. I'm not gonna say who I am. It'd be weird.
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lisamariebaby replied to your post: Lisa, are you the one sending me these crazy asks? SOMEONE WANTS YOU, unless it’s like Jazmin being a creep. -.- oh no the messages would be much creepier trust me
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Sometimes, when I get bored, I go to my Facebook profile pictures and start at the very last one and flip through them backwards while saying, “Let’s watch Campbell age!”
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that awkward moment when you completely shut down your adoring anon thinking it’s someone else and they no longer come back and you later find out it wasn’t the person you thought it was after all and lose all chance of finding out who it is in the first place dammit
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HEY, HEY CAMPBELL.
becomingtanner: SWAG SWAGGER SWAGOSAURUS SWAGTASTIC SWAG IN A BAG PREPARE TO DIE
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Oh, you just said “swag?” Looks like we’re no longer associating.
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becomingtanner: campbellkirn: Don’t complain about your life and beg for attention on the Internet and then act like a jerk to those people who try to reach out and help you. It makes you look like an asshole. If this is about me, I already know this. I know how much of an asshole I am. I don’t beg for attention. I use tumblr to vent. People try to help me, but it just points out my flaws...
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Listentomdefatass: Dancing With Myself - Blink-182 ...
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Don’t complain about your life and beg for attention on the Internet and then act like a jerk to those people who try to reach out and help you. It makes you look like an asshole.
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Lisa, are you the one sending me these crazy asks?
I bet it’s you. Or maybe Rochelle. You tricksters. 
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my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
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Anonymous asked: let. me. get. in. your. pants?
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Anonymous asked: C F T U X
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Anonymous asked: you're really fucking gorgeous. let's make out?
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Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
leaveme-breathless: watch me get nothing.. www.leaveme-breathless.tumblr.com/ask
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Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you.
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my .
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
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